Gobble-Gobble Joseph A Russo, MD

by Slone Mathieu

I used to watch a prime time show that centered around the lives of a group of beautiful, youngish, professional types.  No, it wasn’t Friends… I tuned in for Ally McBeal.  Ok, perhaps I didn’t tune in for the main character herself.  I watched because it took place in Boston and featured regular appearance by Barry White.  The show made growing up look fun: filled with martini glasses, and karaoke marathons, and oddball characters that seemed to get zanier, despite their success.

My favorite character was an eccentric egomaniac who antagonized his employees and agonized over his own short comings.  What I found redeeming about this guy was that he had a penchant for appreciating the things that everyone else found unappealing.  One of his on-going gags revolved around his affection for older women….and their wattle.  You know, the excess fat around the chin?  The turkey neck?!?I am intrigued by people’s peculiar ways, and for as much as I may encounter that within my industry, I have yet to meet a man or woman who is fond of, or fascinated by, their neck fat.  That why Dr. Russo, Boston plastic surgeon, is proud to offer you Kybella and Ultherapy.

Kybella is an FDA-approved injectable treatment designed to improve the appearance of sub mental fat, also known as the “double chin”.  The active ingredient in Kybella is a naturally occurring molecule found in the body that aids in the breakdown of dietary fat.  When injected, Kybella will effectively destroy the fat cells and prevent regeneration.  Alternatively, Ultherapy uses ultrasound technology to tone and tighten the skin by increasing your collagen production.  Each treatment will result in a vastly improved profile.  Dr. Russo and Staff will be happy to review your options and results.

As you’re surrounded by your own cast of oddballs and characters this holiday, you may find that one of them adores turkey neck.  But if that’s not your thing, wave goodbye to your wattle, and have a Happy Thanksgiving!